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Rich Gapinski
08-02-2013, 08:32 AM
I am not sold on Phil Emery, but am willing to give him another couple of years to see if his first draft develops. I think he has gotten too "scouty" with his top picks in that he falls in love with an aspect of a player instead of just taking the BPA for a team who badly needs youth depth.

Anyway, Marc Trestman seems like a complete dork who is a perfect compliment to Emery. I mean this in a good way. Other than the Bushrod calf injury (don't be surprised if this takes two weeks, Phil Taylor has the same injury in Cleveland and is just working his way back on the field now), the most interesting thing about camp is Trestman's use of the English language:

Event: Fitness Test
Trestmanese: Accountability Exercise

Event: Player Is Progressing
Trestmanese: Developing in an Ascending Manner

wxwax
08-02-2013, 01:52 PM
Event: Player Is Progressing
Trestmanese: Developing in an Ascending Manner

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing004.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) Good grief.