All I want for Christmas is:
A first round bye! Check, ugly but we got it!
The Jets crashing! Check! Ha Ha Ha!
The Steelers staying dumb and playing Ben! Darn. Well 2 out of 3 isn't bad.
Sorry for no real report, Amy's sick and lacks the energy to gamechart.
But, if we beat the Bills, we're the AFC #1 Seed!
Get Healthy Spikes and Chung! We need you in January!
"It's not annoying. It's ridiculous. Really? Are we a high school team playing y'all? You have to apologize to your city because you lost to us?" Uche Nwaneri, Jacksonville Jaguars.