
Originally Posted by
msclemons
My top 10, in no particular order.
1) Jim Irsay had a few too many drinks and gave away the 1st pick in a Twitter contest which was won by @CanadianBob. Bob promptly drafted Andrew Luck to play for the Toronto Argonauts.
2) In a surprise move the Redskins select Steve Jobs, Owner, Deceased. Said Bruce Allen, “Snyder has been a bust and we really need better production at the owner position. We realize that Jobs is life-challenged but we feel he can be a significant upgrade.”
3) A trade! The Seahawks give up their 2nd and 3rd to swap places with the Vikings. They select Spencer Hagan, WR, Cal. Spencer only started 2 games for Cal but they were really good games.
4) The Cleveland Browns select Philip Blake, C, Baylor to replace team icon Brian Pontbriand. After scouting RGIII they noticed they really really liked his center.
5) Tampa Bay selects Morris Claibourne to replace Aqib “Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot” Talib. LaGarret Blount was excited about the pick: “I’m not the dumbest guy on the team anymore!”
6) The Rams select... well, really - who cares? It's the Rams.
7) South Jacksonville High School will grab DT Jerel Worthy because that's how Gene Smith rolls.
8) The Dolphins are obviously upset the Steve Jobs is off the board and fail to notice RGIII is still available. They select Tannehill and then promptly trade their remaining wide receivers. As GM Ireland points out :Tannehill played receiver for two years so he can just throw it to himself."
9) Carolina could go a number of routes. They'll select whomever Steve Smith knocks out at pro days.
10) The Bills will take Lamar Miller because they still need a kick returner.
and of course, at #30 - the 49ers. They trade this pick to Cleveland for Alex Smith, TE. Says Baalke: "If I have two Alex Smith's I'll at least be able to get rid of ONE of them."
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