The 49ers new coach

[msclemons]

Apparently Ron Jeremy has TWO giant penises. Who knew?

http://i.imgur.com/fyxAlFE.jpg

They replaced Harbaugh with Harbaugh's assistant's assistant.

I feel like a Redskins fan.

[Patrick Sullivan]

On a positive note, it looks like Jed York got his first razor for Christmas.

[msclemons]

Well, Jed got an NFL team for his 29th birthday.

I guess his mommy stole him a razor this year.

[Andy Freeland]

BLUDGEON!!!!!

[brauneyz]

The only positive I see is that we got Clem back. Maybe.

[Andy Freeland]

The only positive I see is that we got Clem back. Maybe.

Obviously you don't check the transactions, his suspension for testing positive for P.E.S. (performance enhancing scotch) just ended.

[msclemons]

Obviously you don't check the transactions, his suspension for testing positive for P.E.S. (performance enhancing scotch) just ended.

I switched from Scotch to Gin.


Suck it Commish.

[msclemons]

The only positive I see is that we got Clem back. Maybe.

When the 49ers suck my inner prick comes out.

He's way more amusing than me.

[msclemons]

Today, Sockpuppet-in-Chief Tomsula declared that Anthony Davis' retirement was "no big deal".

This is probably true. The Yorks already have their millions in PSL fees. They won't lose a dime if the 49ers suck.

[Patrick Sullivan]

What the hell is going on in SF? Do they have a team doctor who speaks frankly and honestly with their players?

Gotta be something systemic for this many guys to up & retire.

I did read somewhere that Davis intends to take a year or so to let his body and brain heal, then return.