This would have been perfect for reviving the "least surprising sports story" thread. Charles Rogers is an good comparison for sheer talent wasted and overall stupidity, but I think it is funny that Gordon will never play football again because he does something that is at least partially legal in so many states. Either way, he clearly can't follow the rules and shouldn't be allowed to play. The league is a privilege, not a right.
As a writer, I'm like the last girl at the bar. In the morning, you may regret asking for my services, but I'll get the job done. As long as I don't puke on your floor.