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    49ers drinking game

    I really wish I had seen this last year. If I had my liver would have exploded and I wouldn't have to watch the 49ers flail to a 5-11 record this year.

    From the folks at 49ersnews.com:
    http://49ersnews.com/49ers-drinking-game/

    Offense

    For every run up the middle … take 1 drink.
    For every run up the middle when the 49ers have more than 10 yards to go for first … take 3 drinks.
    For every post pattern catch by Vernon Davis … take 1 drink.
    For every Vernon Davis catch … take 2 drinks.
    For every pass completed … take 1 drink.
    For every three and out … take 3 drinks.
    For every sack given up by a lineman … take 1 drink.
    For every sack given up by Anthony Davis … take 2 drinks.
    For every time Anthony Davis reminds you of Kwame Harris … take 3 drinks.
    For every tipped pass by Alex Smith … take 1 drinks.
    For every tipped pass by Alex Smith that results in an interception … chug it all.
    For every pass to Michael Crabtree that results in an interception … take 3 drinks.
    For every redzone touchdown … take 2 drinks.
    If Frank Gore breaks the 100 yard mark … drink 1 entire beer.
    If Frank Gore breaks the 100 yard mark in the first half … shotgun the beer.
    For every delay of game … take 3 drinks.
    If the offense tops 200 yards passing … intravenously inject pure Ethel alcohol into your bloodstream.

    Defense

    For every interception … take 2 drinks.
    For every interception by a 49er that results in a fumble by said player … take 5 drinks.
    For every time they let the opposing team convert a 3rd and long … take 2 drinks
    For every missed tackle … take 1 drink.
    For every sack … take 2 drinks.
    For every Parys Haralson sack … chug it all.
    For every pass completed where Dashon Goldson doesn’t turn around … take 3 drinks.
    For every Patrick Willis tackle … take 1 drink.
    For every Patrick Willis tackle destroys the opponent … take 1 drink.

    Special Teams

    For every Andy Lee punt over 70 yards … take 4 drinks.
    For every Andy Lee punt over 60 yards … take 3 drinks.
    For every Andy Lee punt under 60 yards … take 2 drinks.
    For every fair catch called by 49ers during punt return … take 2 drinks.
    For every punt return over 10 yards … take 5 drinks.
    For every blocked punt … take 2 drinks.
    For every blocked punt, resulting in safety or TD … take 5 drinks.

    Coaching

    For every time Mike Singletary runs on the field to call a timeout … take 3 drinks.
    For every time Mike Singletary runs on the field to challenge a play … take 2 drinks.
    For every call challenged by the 49ers that is overturned … take 3 drinks.
    For every call challenged by the 49ers that isn’t overturned … take 1 drink.
    For every time Mike Singletary drops his pants … shotgun everything you have
    If Mike Singletary isn’t wearing his cross … do a line of coke

    Misc

    For every time the refs bend us over and screw us … take 2 drinks.
    For every shot of the banjo man … take 1 drink.
    For every time announcers say that the wind is affecting opposing QB’s numbers … take 4 drinks.
    If the game is announced by either Tim Ryan or Charles Davis … drink everything you have before the opening kickoff.

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    I'm not even in the chat room and I can smell you!

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    This is furthers my belief that 49er fan have some of the strongest livers in the league thanks to the last 5 years
    FPL: 15 comments can save you 15 minutes or more of embarrassing yourself on a bar discussion

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    So you're drinking every time the 49ers do something bad, or good. That's a man's game right there. My friends and I have a drinking game called 'drink'. You point to someone and say 'drink' and they do. Sounds like your game is similar.

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    This seems similar to a game we played called "Drunk JAck". Basically Black Jack with ouncesof beer drunk based upon result in relation to dealer, with rotating dealer based upon result. Takes about no time ot finsih a 6-pack of beer. WE decided it would be easier to just funnel the beer then go thru the pretense of playing the game.
    "Make sure you come to the game day chat to see my feeble attempts at typing there, it's abhorrent. "
    or as gobig calls it "Ragaring"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy Freeland View Post
    So you're drinking every time the 49ers do something bad, or good. That's a man's game right there. My friends and I have a drinking game called 'drink'. You point to someone and say 'drink' and they do. Sounds like your game is similar.
    Well, they had to had drinks for positive plays for when the 49ers played Denver in London. No one wanted to watch that game sober.

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