No? We'll give you Cedric Benson too. And our next 19 3rd round picks. Still no?
How about a 3-way trade? Johnson to the Bengals, Palmer to the Bills, bunch of draft picks from both teams to the Titans. Chris Johnson will learn that maybe playing for the Titans isn't really that bad. And Carson, you thought your wife hated Ohio winters? See everyone learns something, just like an episode of South Park.
Still no deal? Here's my last offer, another 3 way trade. Titans send RB Chris Johnson to the Raiders, who send CB Chris Johnson to the Bears, who send LB Chris Johnson to the Titans. Doesn't get any fairer than that.