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    TheOnion thread

    Every time I go to theonion I find something I want to post here, so we might as well post them all in one place.

    At home with JaMarcus Russell in his $48M highway underpass
    No article, just a brilliant headline.

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    Love the Onion.

    Cash-Strapped Oklahoma To Conduct Executions By Hammering Squad
    “I’ve always been a big fan of Norv Turner. I think he gets it. I think he does an outstanding job.” — Pat Shurmur

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    Maybe I'm behind the times, but I had never seen Get out of my face (goomf) on theonion until today. It's a parody of pti, around the horn and pretty much every other espn show. The 2 guys in it are really good.

    http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/ar...-was-th,26269/

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    Alex Smith TD pass challenged on the grounds that it was thrown by Alex Smith!
    There is only one immutable law in life - in a gentleman's toilet, incoming traffic has the right of way.
    -Hugh Leonard

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    Andy, I can't believe I didn't look in this thread before. I don't know how I missed it. You have me in stitches here in the library!

    "At some point you need to grow another head and drink a cinderblock of orange juice. What's the pants what."-Sidney Crosby
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    Alex Smith threw the ball and his teammate Vernon Davis intercepted it!
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    Lone Post On Jaguars Fan Message Board Requests Directions To Stadium...
    “I’ve always been a big fan of Norv Turner. I think he gets it. I think he does an outstanding job.” — Pat Shurmur

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    Loud guy #1: Cowboys' receivers demand that Tony Romo throw the ball harder.
    Loud guy #2: His handoffs are even worse. It's like watching a water nymph place a tiny tea cake in the hand of a trembling water fairy.
    Loud guy #1: I've been saying that for years.

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    LMFAOOOO I've been saying that for years hahahahaha
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